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'Escargot' is French for 'fat crawling bag of phlegm'.   Life
A full-grown manatee, which can weigh more than 1,000 pounds, looks li...   Life
A gene can be either dominant or recessive, depending on which type of...   Life
Admit it, sport-utility-vehicle owners! It's shaped a little different...   Life
Although golf was originally restricted to wealthy, overweight Protest...   Life
American business long ago gave up on demanding that prospective emplo...   Life
American consumers have no problem with carcinogens, but they will not...   Life
And so by the fifteenth century, on October 8, the Europeans were look...   Life
Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is television, but t...   Life
As a child, I was more afraid of tetanus shots than, for example, Drac...   Life
Auto racing is boring except when a car is going at least 172 miles pe...   Life
Because of the level of my chess game, I was able - even against a wea...   Life
Big business never pays a nickel in taxes, according to Ralph Nader, w...   Life
Bill Gates is a very rich man today .. and do you want to know why? Th...   Life
Buying the right computer and getting it to work properly is no more c...   Life
Camping is nature's way of promoting the motel business.   Life
Cigarette sales would drop to zero overnight if the warning said "CIGA...   Life
Congress shall also create a tax code weighing more than the combined ...   Life
Congress, after years of stalling, finally got around to clearing the ...   Life
Crabgrass can grow on bowling balls in airless rooms, and there is no ...   Life
DNA is an abbreviation for deoxyribonucleicantidisestablishmentarianis...   Life
Dogsled-riding is a sport that is relaxing as well as fragrant.   Life
Don't you wish you had a job like mine? All you have to do is think up...   Life
Eating rice cakes is like chewing on a foam coffee cup, only less fill...   Life
Eugene is located in western Oregon, approximately 278 billion miles f...   Life
Experts agree that the best type of computer for your individual needs...   Life
Fishing is boring, unless you catch an actual fish, and then it is dis...   Life
For many years the National Pretend Speed Limit was fifty-five miles p...   Life
For me, the worst part of playing golf, by far, has always been hittin...   Life
Genes are little items that are found in every living thing except Sen...   Life
Geographically, Ireland is a medium-sized rural island that is slowly ...   Life
Grammatically, should of is a predatory admonition; as such, it is alw...   Life
Gravity is a contributing factor in nearly 73 percent of all accidents...   Life
Harvard University, according to the directory of the American Society...   Life
Have you noticed that whatever sport you're trying to learn, some earn...   Life
Hobbies of any kind are boring except to people who have the same hobb...   Life
I am not a violent person. I am a product of the Flower Power '60s. I ...   Life
I am not the only person who uses his computer mainly for the purpose ...   Life
I argue very well. Ask any of my remaining friends. I can win an argum...   Life
I believe many Harley guys spend more time revving their engines than ...   Life
I believe that we parents must encourage our children to become educat...   Life
I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules,inc...   Life
I have been a gigantic Rolling Stones fan since approximately the Span...   Life
I now realize that the small hills you see on ski slopes are formed ar...   Life
I realize that I'm generalizing here, but as is often the case when I ...   Life
I recently had my annual physical examination, which I get once every ...   Life
I regularly read Internet user groups filled with messages from people...   Life
I think Superman should go on the Larry King show and announce that he...   Life
I want a pit crew... I hate the procedure I currently have to go throu...   Life
I was a young person once, shortly after the polar ice caps retreated,...   Life
I would not know how I am supposed to feel about many stories if not f...   Life
I've gained a few pounds around the middle. The only lower-body garmen...   Life
If a woman has to choose between catching a fly ball and saving an inf...   Life
If God had wanted us to be concerned for the plight of the toads, he w...   Life
If you asked me to name the three scariest threats facing the human ra...   Life
If you have a big enough dictionary, just about everything is a word.   Life
If you surveyed a hundred typical middle-aged Americans, I bet you'd f...   Life
If you were to open up a baby's head - and I am not for a moment sugge...   Life
In 1765, Parliament passed the Stamp Act, which, as any American high ...   Life
In fact, just about all the major natural attractions you find in the ...   Life
In Spain, attempting to obtain a chicken salad sandwich, you wind up w...   Life
In those days, most people read newspapers, whereas today, most people...   Life
It always rains on tents. Rainstorms will travel thousands of miles, a...   Life
It is a good idea to "shop around" before you settle on a doctor. Ask ...   Life
It is a scientific fact that your body will not absorb cholesterol if ...   Funny
It is a well-known fact that although the public is fine when taken in...   Life
It was Public Art, defined as art that is purchased by experts who are...   Life
Karate is a form of marital arts in which people who have had years an...   Life
Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.   Life
Like many members of the uncultured, Cheez-It consuming public, I am n...   Life
Magnetism is one of the Six Fundamental Forces of the Universe, with t...   Life
Magnetism, as you recall from physics class, is a powerful force that ...   Life
Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corpora...   Life
MEGAHERTZ: This is a really, really big hertz.   Life
Miami does not have a visitor-friendly airport. At Miami International...   Life
More and more products are coming out in fiercely protective packaging...   Life
Mother Nature clearly intended for us to get our food from the "patty"...   Life
My problem with chess was that all my pieces wanted to end the game as...   Life
My son does not appreciate classical musicians such as the Stones; he ...   Life
My therapist told me the way to achieve true inner peace is to finish ...   Life
Never assume that the guy understands that you and he have a relations...   Life
Newspaper readership is declining like crazy. In fact, there's a good ...   Life
Nobody cares if you can't dance well. Just get up and dance.   Life
Not all chemicals are bad. Without chemicals such as hydrogen and oxyg...   Life
Once again, we come to the Holiday Season, a deeply religious time tha...   Life
People who want to share their religious views with you almost never w...   Life
Puns are little plays on words that a certain breed of person loves to...   Life
Scientists now believe that the primary biological function of breasts...   Life
Sharks are as tough as those football fans who take their shirts off d...   Life
Skiers view snowboarders as a menace; snowboarders view skiers as Elme...   Life
Skiing combines outdoor fun with knocking down trees with your face.   Sports
Snowboarding is an activity that is very popular with people who do no...   Life
Software is usually accompanied by DOCUMENTATION in the form of big fa...   Life
Software: These programs give instruction to the CPU, which processes ...   Life
Some archeologists believe that Stonehenge - the mysterious arrangemen...   Life
Speaking of music: We also had our consciousness raised several feet b...   Life
Stuffwise we are not a lean operation. We're the kind of people who, i...   Life
Talking about golf is always boring. (Playing golf can be interesting,...   Life
Technically, Windows is an "operating system," which means that it sup...   Life
Thanks to my solid academic training, today I can write hundreds of wo...   Life
The Democrats seem to be basically nicer people, but they have demonst...   Life
The difference between men and women is that, if given the choice betw...   Life
The four building blocks of the universe are fire, water, gravel and v...   Funny
The greatest Electrical Pioneer of them all was Thomas Edison... Ediso...   Life
The information encoded in your DNA determines your unique biological ...   Life
The Internet "browser"... is the piece of software that puts a message...   Life
The Internet is a giant international network of intelligent, informed...   Life
The Internet is the most important single development in the history o...   Life
The Internet: Transforming Society and Shaping the Future Through Chat   Life
The leading cause of death among fashion models is falling through str...   Life
The major parties could conduct live human sacrifices on their podiums...   Life
The members took turns lighting sparklers and signing their John Hanco...   Life
The nuclear generator of brain sludge is television.   Life
The only kind of seafood I trust is the fish stick, a totally featurel...   Life
The only really good place to buy lumber is at a store where the lumbe...   Life
The primary function of the government is - and here I am quoting dire...   Life
The problem with winter sports is that - follow me closely here - they...   Life
The problem with writing about religion is that you run the risk of of...   Life
The question is, why are politicians so eager to be president? What is...   Life
The real threat to whales is whaling, which has endangered many whale ...   Life
The reason it's called "Grape Nuts" is that it contains "dextrose," wh...   Life
The simple truth is that balding African-American men look cool when t...   Life
The Sixties are now considered a historical period, just like the Roma...   Life
The term SAT is a set of initials, or autonym, standing for Scholastic...   Life
The ultimate camping trip was the Lewis and Clark expedition.   Life
The world is full of strange phenomena that cannot be explained by the...   Life
There are two kinds of solar-heat systems: "passive" systems collect t...   Life
There is a breed of fashion models who weigh no more than an abridged ...   Life
This is true; virtually all edible substances, and many automotive pro...   Life
Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless y...   Life
To an adolescent, there is nothing in the world more embarrassing than...   Life
To better understand why you need a personal computer, let's take a lo...   Life
UNIVAC: a device, which contained 20,000 vacuum tubes, occupied 1,500 ...   Life
Violence and smut are of course everywhere on the airwaves. You cannot...   Life
We believe that electricity exists, because the electric company keeps...   Life
We idolized the Beatles, except for those of us who idolized the Rolli...   Life
We journalists make it a point to know very little about an extremely ...   Life
We journalists... are also extremely impressed with scientists, and we...   Life
We operate under a jury system in this country, and as much as we comp...   Life
We'll try to cooperate fully with the IRS, because, as citizens, we fe...   Life
What I look forward to is continued immaturity followed by death.   Life
What I want to know is: Why is it important to have visible stomach mu...   Life
What may seem depressing or even tragic to one person may seem like an...   Life
While you are destroying your mind watching the worthless, brain-rotti...   Life
Without question, the greatest invention in the history of mankind is ...   Life
You can use the Internet to find out, from anywhere on the planet: exa...   Life
Your modern teenager is not about to listen to advice from an old pers...   Life