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A drama critic is a person who surprises the playwright by informing h...   Life
A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicio...   Life
A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while, he ...   Life
A slave has but one master. An ambition man, has as many as there are ...   Life
All anger is not sinful, because some degree of it, and on some occasi...   Life
Always be nice to people on the way up; because you'll meet the same p...   Life
Art is science made clear.   Life
Be nice to people on the way up, because you'll meet them on your way ...   Life
Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way ...   Life
Do not be desirous of having things done quickly. Do not look at small...   Life
Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.   Life
Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.   Life
God help those who do not help themselves.   Life
I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at.   Life
I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.   Life
I've spent several years in Hollywood, and I still think the movie her...   Life
If you count all your assets you always show a profit.   Life
If you steal from one author it's plagiarism; if you steal from many i...   Life
It is not in life, but in art that self-fulfillment is to be found.   Life
Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardes...   Life
Some of the greatest love affairs I've known have involved one actor, ...   Life
The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.   Life
The first hundred years are the hardest.   Life
Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.   Life
To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.   Life
To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it.   Life
When you take stuff from one writer it's plagiarism; but when you take...   Science
You sparkle with larceny.   Life