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A sodomite got very excited looking at a zoology text. Does this make ...   Life
First of all, I choose the great roles, and if none of these come, I c...   Life
If you don't believe in your product, of if you're not consistent and ...   Life
In a war of ideas it is people who get killed.   Life
Intelligence, in diapers, is invisible. And when it matures, out the w...   Life
Is it progress if a cannibal uses a fork?   Life
Never lie when the truth is more profitable.   Life
People find life entirely too time-consuming.   Life
Sometimes something worth doing is worth overdoing.   Life
Telling lies does not work in advertising.   Life
The first requisite for immortality is death.   Life
The pleasure of reading is doubled when one lives with another who sha...   Life
The weakest link in a chain is the strongest because it can break it.   Life
The window to the world can be covered by a newspaper.   Life
Thoughts, like fleas, jump from man to man, but they don't bite everyb...   Life
Value your words. Each one may be the last.   Life
When smashing monuments, save the pedestals - they always come in hand...   Life
When you jump for joy, beware that no one moves the ground from beneat...   Change
Whenever man begins to doubt himself, he does something so stupid that...   Life
You can close your eyes to reality but not to memories.   Life
You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience.   Life
Youth is the gift of nature, but age is a work of art.   Age