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An autobiography is an obituary in serial form with the last installme...   Life
Decency must be an even more exhausting state to maintain than its opp...   Life
Euphemisms are unpleasant truths wearing diplomatic cologne.   Life
Fashion is what you adopt when you don't know who you are.   Life
For flavor, instant sex will never supersede the stuff you have to pee...   Life
Health consists of having the same diseases as one's neighbors.   Life
However low a man sinks he never reaches the level of the police.   Life
I recommend limiting one's involvement in other people's lives to a pl...   Life
I simply haven't the nerve to imagine a being, a force, a cause which ...   Life
If at first you don't succeed, failure may be your style.   Success
If Mr. Vincent Price were to be co-starred with Miss Bette Davis in a ...   Life
In an expanding universe, time is on the side of the outcast. Those wh...   Life
It is explained that all relationships require a little give and take....   Life
It is not the simple statement of facts that ushers in freedom; it is ...   Life
Love is not enough. It must be the foundation, the cornerstone- but no...   Life
Men get laid, but women get screwed.   Life
My mother protected me from the world and my father threatened me with...   Life
Never keep up with the Joneses. Drag them down to your level.   Life
Nothing more rapidly inclines a person to go into a monastery than rea...   Life
Nothing shortens a journey so pleasantly as an account of misfortunes ...   Life
Of course I lie to people. But I lie altruistically - for our mutual g...   Life
Sex is the last refuge of the miserable.   Life
The consuming desire of most human beings is deliberately to plant the...   Life
The formula for achieving a successful relationship is simple: you sho...   Life
The poverty from which I have suffered could be diagnosed as "Soho" po...   Life
The trouble with children is that they're not returnable.   Life
The very purpose of existence is to reconcile the glowing opinion we h...   Life
The young always have the same problem - how to rebel and conform at t...   Life
There are three reasons for becoming a writer: the first is that you n...   Life
There is no need to do any housework at all. After the first four year...   Life
This school was on top of a hill so that God could see everything that...   Life
This woman did not fly to extremes; she lived there.   Life
Though intelligence is powerless to modify character, it is a dab hand...   Life
To know all is not to forgive all. It is to despise everybody.   Forgiveness
Vice is its own reward. It is virtue which, if it is to be marketed wi...   Life
When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a wo...   Life
Whenever we confront an unbridled desire we are surely in the presence...   Life
You fall out of your mother's womb, you crawl across open country unde...   Life