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A man should never be ashamed to own that he has been in the wrong, wh...   Life
A tavern is a place where madness is sold by the bottle.   Life
A wise man should have money in his head, but not in his heart.   Life
A wise person should have money in their head, but not in their heart.   Life
Although men are accused of not knowing their own weakness, yet perhap...   Life
And he gave it for his opinion, that whoever could make two ears of co...   Life
As blushing will sometimes make a whore pass for a virtuous woman, so ...   Life
As love without esteem is capricious and volatile; esteem without love...   Life
Better belly burst than good liquor be lost.   Life
Blessed is he who expects nothing, for he shall never be disappointed.   Life
Books, the children of the brain.   Life
But you think that it is time for me to have done with the world, and ...   Life
Censure is the tax a man pays to the public for being eminent.   Life
Come, agree, the law's costly.   Life
Don't set your wit against a child.   Life
Faith, that's as well said, as if I had said it myself.   Life
For in reason, all government without the consent of the governed is t...   Government
Good manners is the art of making those people easy with whom we conve...   Life
He had been eight years upon a project for extracting sunbeams out of ...   Life
He was a bold man that first eat on oyster.   Life
He was a fiddler, and consequently a rogue.   Life
Human brutes, like other beasts, find snares and poison in the provisi...   Life
I never knew a man come to greatness or eminence who lay abed late in ...   Life
I never wonder to see men wicked, but I often wonder to see them not a...   Life
I wonder what fool it was that first invented kissing.   Life
I've always believed no matter how many shots I miss, I'm going to mak...   Life
Interest is the spur of the people, but glory that of great souls. Inv...   Life
Invention is the talent of youth, as judgment is of age.   Life
It is impossible that anything so natural, so necessary, and so univer...   Life
It is in men as in soils where sometimes there is a vein of gold which...   Life
Just get the right syllable in the proper place.   Life
Laws are like cobwebs, which may catch small flies, but let wasps and ...   Life
May you live every day of your life.   Life
Men are happy to be laughed at for their humor, but not for their foll...   Life
Most sorts of diversion in men, children and other animals, are in imi...   Life
My nose itched, and I knew I should drink wine or kiss a fool.   Life
No man was ever so completely skilled in the conduct of life, as not t...   Life
No wise man ever wished to be younger.   Life
Nor do they trust their tongue alone, but speak a language of their ow...   Life
Nothing is so great an example of bad manners as flattery. If you flat...   Life
Nothing is so hard for those who abound in riches as to conceive how o...   Life
Observation is an old man's memory.   Life
One enemy can do more hurt than ten friends can do good.   Life
Politics, as the word is commonly understood, are nothing but corrupti...   Life
Poor nations are hungry, and rich nations are proud; and pride and hun...   Life
Positiveness is a good quality for preachers and speakers because, who...   Life
Pretense is the overrating of any kind of knowledge we pretend to.   Life
Promises and pie-crust are made to be broken.   Life
Proper words in proper places make the true definiton of style.   Life
Satire is a sort of glass, wherein beholders do generally discover eve...   Life
She wears her clothes as if they were thrown on with a pitch folk.   Life
So weak thou art that fools thy power despise; And yet so strong, thou...   Life
The best doctors in the world are Doctor Diet, Doctor Quiet, and Docto...   Life
The latter part of a wise person's life is occupied with curing the fo...   Life
The power of fortune is confessed only by the miserable, for the happy...   Life
The proper words in the proper places are the true definition of style...   Life
The stoical scheme of supplying our wants by lopping off our desires, ...   Life
There are few, very few, that will own themselves in a mistake.   Life
There is nothing in this world constant but inconstancy.   Life
There were many times my pants were so thin I could sit on a dime and ...   Life
Under this window in stormy weather I marry this man and woman togethe...   Life
Vanity is a mark of humility rather than of pride.   Life
Vision is the art of seeing what is invisible to others.   Art
We are so fond on one another because our ailments are the same.   Life
We have just enough religion to make us hate, but not enough to make u...   Religion
What they do in heaven we are ignorant of; what they do not do we are ...   Life
When a true genius appears, you can know him by this sign: that all th...   Life
Where I am not understood, it shall be concluded that something very u...   Life
Where there are large powers with little ambition... nature may be sai...   Life
Words are but wind; and learning is nothing but words; ergo, learning ...   Life