What Quote » Comedian Quotes » Quotes by Steven Wright »

“I intend to live forever. So far, so good.”
Steven Wright More quotes on Funny

This quote comes under

What Quote » Comedian quotes » Quotes by Steven Wright
What Quote » Quotes on Funny

More quotes by Steven Wright

I bought some batteries, but they weren't included.
I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks h...
A friend of mine once sent me a post card with a picture of the entire...
A lot of people are afraid of heights. Not me, I'm afraid of widths.
All of the people in my building are insane. The guy above me designs ...

View All