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A dress that zips up the back will bring a husband and wife together. - James H. Boren
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband. - Honore de Balzac
A husband is what is left of a lover, after the nerve has been extract... - Helen Rowland
A man in love is incomplete until he has married. Then he's finished. - Zsa Zsa Gabor
A man marries to have a home, but also because he doesn't want to be b... - William Somerset Maugham
A man may be a fool and not know it, but not if he is married. - H. L. Mencken
A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for no... - Joey Adams
A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, always with... - Mignon McLaughlin
A wedding anniversary is the celebration of love, trust, partnership, ... - Paul Sweeney
A wedding is just like a funeral except that you get to smell your own... - Grace Hansen
All marriages are happy. It's the living together afterward that cause... - Raymond Hull
Almost no one is foolish enough to imagine that he automatically deser... - Sydney J. Harris
Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes i... - Isadora Duncan
Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't they'... - H. L. Mencken
Before marriage, a girl has to make love to a man to hold him. After m... - Marilyn Monroe
Before marriage, a man will lay down his life for you; after marriage ... - Helen Rowland
Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through ... - Jean Kerr
Bride: A woman with a fine prospect of happiness behind her. - Ambrose Bierce
Do you know what it means to come home at night to a woman who'll give... - Henry Youngman
Don't marry the person you think you can live with; marry only the ind... - Dr. James C. Dobson
Getting divorced just because you don't love a man is almost as silly ... - Zsa Zsa Gabor
He's the kind of man a woman would have to marry to get rid of. - Mae West
How can a woman be expected to be happy with a man who insists on trea... - Oscar Wilde
I have great hopes that we shall love each other all our lives as much... - Lord Byron
I have learned that only two things are necessary to keep one's wife h... - Lyndon B. Johnson
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person yo... - Rita Rudner
I'd marry again if I found a man who had fifteen million dollars, woul... - Bette Davis
I've been married to one Marxist and one Fascist, and neither one woul... - Lee Grant
If I ever marry, it will be on a sudden impulse - as a man shoots hims... - H. L. Mencken
If you made a list of reasons why any couple got married, and another ... - Mignon McLaughlin
If you want to read about love and marriage, you've got to buy two sep... - Alan King
If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism ... - Katharine Hepburn
In every marriage more than a week old, there are grounds for divorce.... - Robert Anderson
In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar - a practice which is... - Helen Rowland
Is not marriage an open question, when it is alleged, from the beginni... - Ralph Waldo Emerson
It destroys one's nerves to be amiable every day to the same human bei... - Benjamin Disraeli
It isn't tying himself to one woman that a man dreads when he thinks o... - Helen Rowland
It's a funny thing that when a man hasn't anything on earth to worry a... - Robert Frost
Love-matches are made by people who are content, for a month of honey,... - Countess of Blessington
Love: A temporary insanity curable by marriage. - Ambrose Bierce
Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the who... - Stephen B. Leacock
Marriage - a book of which the first chapter is written in poetry and ... - Beverley Nichols
Marriage is a bribe to make the housekeeper think she's a householder. - Thornton Wilder
Marriage is a feast where the grace is sometimes better than the dinne... - Charles Caleb Colton
Marriage is a great institution, but I'm not ready for an institution. - Mae West
Marriage is a mistake every man should make. - George Jessel
Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair ... - Billy Connolly
Marriage is an alliance entered into by a man who can't sleep with the... - George Bernard Shaw
Marriage is good for those who are afraid to sleep alone at night. - St. Jerome
Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you l... - Irwin Corey
Marriage, a market which has nothing free but the entrance. - Michel de Montaigne
Marriage, like money, is still with us; and, like money, progressively... - Robert Graves
Marriage, n: the state or condition of a community consisting of a mas... - Ambrose Bierce
Marriage: A word which should be pronounced "mirage"; - Herbert Spencer
Marrying for love may be a bit risky, but it is so honest that God can... - Josh Billings
Men have a much better time of it than women. For one thing, they marr... - H. L. Mencken
Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've ... - Rita Rudner
More marriages might survive if the partners realized that sometimes t... - Doug Larson
My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be hap... - Socrates
Never feel remorse for what you have thought about your wife; she has ... - Jean Rostand
Never get married in college; it's hard to get a start if a prospectiv... - Elbert Hubbard
Never get married in the morning - you never know who you might meet t... - Paul Hornung
No man is regular in his attendance at the House of Commons until he i... - Benjamin Disraeli
No married man is genuinely happy if he has to drink worse whisky than... - H. L. Mencken
Often the difference between a successful marriage and a mediocre one ... - Harlan Miller
On rare occasions one does hear of a miraculous case of a married coup... - Emma Goldman
One advantage of marriage is that, when you fall out of love with him ... - Judith Viorst
Only choose in marriage a man whom you would choose as a friend if he ... - Joseph Joubert
Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows - marriage does. - Groucho Marx
Someone asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do, and I gave ... - Gloria Steinem
Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps th... - Katharine Hepburn
Strike an average between what a woman thinks of her husband a month b... - H. L. Mencken
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex ... - Brendan Behan
The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds - they mature slowly. - Peter De Vries
The concept of two people living together for 25 years without a serio... - A. P. Herbert
The difficulty with marriage is that we fall in love with a personalit... - Peter De Vries
The husband who doesn't tell his wife everything probably reasons that... - Leo J. Burke
The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the ... - Honore de Balzac
The secret of a happy marriage remains a secret. - Henry Youngman
The Wedding March always reminds me of the music played when soldiers ... - Heinrich Heine
There is so little difference between husbands you might as well keep ... - Adela Rogers St. Johns
When a girl marries, she exchanges the attentions of many men for the ... - Helen Rowland
When a man opens a car door for his wife, it's either a new car or a n... - Prince Philip
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let hi... - Sacha Guitry
Why does a woman work ten years to change a man's habits and then comp... - Barbra Streisand