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A new poll shows that Senator Kerry's support in the South is stronges...   Life
A recent conversation: Dubya: Look at the clock, time is racing! Chene...   Politics
A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot b...   Life
Born again?! No, I'm not. Excuse me for getting it right the first tim...   Religion
Economists predict that this year's federal surplus will be 0 billi...   Life
Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on a...   Life
I rant, therefore I am.   Funny
I still feel pangs of remorse over an insidious habit I've had since I...   Life
I'm like Bush, I see the world more like checkers than chess.   Life
If Clinton had only attacked terrorism as much as he attacks George Bu...   Life
If some unemployed punk in New Jersey, can get a cassette to make love...   Life
In the elaborate wardrobe of human emotions, guilt is the itchy wool t...   Life
Just put down 9/11... I think, on most things I'm liberal, except on d...   Life
Liberals should not overplay this weapons of mass destruction card, be...   Life
Never ever discount the idea of marriage. Sure, someone might tell you...   Life
Now, I don't want to get off on a rant here, but guilt is simply God's...   Life
Police in Washington D.C. are now using cameras to catch drivers who g...   Life
President Bush gave his first-ever presidential radio address in both ...   Life
The average American's day planner has fewer holes in it than Ray Char...   Life
The death penalty is becoming a way of life in this country.   Life
The radical right is so homophobic that they're blaming global warming...   Life
The Soviet Union, which has complained recently about alleged anti-Sov...   Life
The White House looked into a plan that would allow illegal immigrants...   Life
There's no doubt about it, show business lures the people who didn't g...   Life
There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful ...   Life
Washington, DC is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese.   Life
What is guilt? Guilt is the pledge drive constantly hammering in our h...   Life
What's so touching is the way we fight the war right until the moment ...   Life