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A new poll shows that Senator Kerry's support in the South is stronges...  
A recent conversation: Dubya: Look at the clock, time is racing! Chene...   Politics
A recent police study found that you're much more likely to get shot b...  
Born again?! No, I'm not. Excuse me for getting it right the first tim...   Religion
Economists predict that this year's federal surplus will be 0 billi...  
Here in Hollywood you can actually get a marriage license printed on a...  
I rant, therefore I am.   Funny
I still feel pangs of remorse over an insidious habit I've had since I...  
I'm like Bush, I see the world more like checkers than chess.  
If Clinton had only attacked terrorism as much as he attacks George Bu...  
If some unemployed punk in New Jersey, can get a cassette to make love...  
In the elaborate wardrobe of human emotions, guilt is the itchy wool t...  
Just put down 9/11... I think, on most things I'm liberal, except on d...  
Liberals should not overplay this weapons of mass destruction card, be...  
Never ever discount the idea of marriage. Sure, someone might tell you...  
Now, I don't want to get off on a rant here, but guilt is simply God's...  
Police in Washington D.C. are now using cameras to catch drivers who g...  
President Bush gave his first-ever presidential radio address in both ...  
The average American's day planner has fewer holes in it than Ray Char...  
The death penalty is becoming a way of life in this country.  
The radical right is so homophobic that they're blaming global warming...  
The Soviet Union, which has complained recently about alleged anti-Sov...  
The White House looked into a plan that would allow illegal immigrants...  
There's no doubt about it, show business lures the people who didn't g...  
There's nothing wrong with being shallow as long as you're insightful ...  
Washington, DC is to lying what Wisconsin is to cheese.  
What is guilt? Guilt is the pledge drive constantly hammering in our h...  
What's so touching is the way we fight the war right until the moment ...