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A lot of folks are still demanding more evidence before they actually ...   Life
A Mardi Gras riot happened in Philadelphia. The people were nuts, they...   Life
And now the really difficult part: We have to rebuild Iraq into a stro...   Life
Charlton Heston admitted he had a drinking problem, and I said to myse...   Life
Congratulations are in order for Woody Allen - he and Soon Yi have a b...   Life
Congratulations to Saddam Hussein on being elected to another seven-ye...   Life
Dick Cheney said he was running again. He said his health was fine, 'I...   Life
Don't forget it's daylight savings time. You spring forward, then you ...   Life
Every day is President's Day when you have an intern!   Life
Everyone has this sense of togetherness right now. For example, one gu...   Life
Experts say that Iraq may have nuclear weapons. That's bad news - they...   Life
Fall is my favorite season in Los Angeles, watching the birds change c...   Nature
For the love of God, folks, don't try this at home.   Life
He's a ruthless dictator but he also thinks he's a playwright. Saddam ...   Life
Here's a little known fact - Arnold is the first body builder to run f...   Life
Hillary Clinton, our junior senator from New York, announced that she ...   Life
I cannot sing, dance or act; what else would I be but a talk show host...   Life
I had no idea this thing was televised. Boy, is my face red.   Life
I know these jokes aren't great, ladies and gentlemen, see this is the...   Life
I'm just trying to make a smudge on the collective unconscious.   Life
Iraq's elite Republican Guard is doing so badly they're changing their...   Life
Iraqi's minister of information did not show up for his press conferen...   Life
It's official, Arnold said he will enter the race for governor. At lea...   Life
It's so warm now, and Thanksgiving came so early - is it just me, or d...   Life
Krispy Kreme Doughnuts, everybody loves them. But I thought this was i...   Life
Last night the United States dropped four 2,000 pound bombs on Saddam ...   Life
New York now leads the world's great cities in the number of people ar...   Life
New York... when civilization falls apart, remember, we were way ahead...   Life
Next in importance to having a good aim is to recognize when to pull t...   Life
No one knows if Saddam is still alive. They keep showing old footage o...   Life
People say New Yorkers can't get along. Not true. I saw two New Yorker...   Life
President Bush has been silent on Schwarzenegger. Of course, he can't ...   Life
President Bush has said that he does not need approval from the UN to ...   Life
President Bush says he needs a month off to unwind. Unwind? When the h...   Life
Ted Kennedy is endorsing John Kerry and I'm wondering, do you really w...   Life
The big debate right now is if Saddam is alive or dead. He's dead, the...   Life
The Security and Exchanges Commission is going to be investigating Vic...   Life
The weather here is gorgeous. It's mild and feels like it's in the eig...   Life
The White House is giving George W. Bush intelligence briefings. You k...   Life
The worst tempered people I have ever met were those who knew that the...   Life
There is no off position on the genius switch.   Life
There's no business like show business, but there are several business...   Life
Today is a big day in TV history. On this day forty-one years ago, the...   Life
Traffic signals in New York are just rough guidelines.   Life
USA Today has come out with a new survey - apparently, three out of ev...   Life
We have defeated Saddam Hussein and Iraq. The good news is Iraq is our...   Life
We inadvertently bombed the Chinese Embassy. But Clinton now is workin...   Life
We make a lot of fun at President Clinton's expense. But this transiti...   Life
Wherever we've travelled in this great land of ours, we've found that ...   Life
Yesterday Senator John Kerry changed his mind and now supports the ban...   Life
Yesterday the Iraqis and U.S. troops pulled down a giant statue of Sad...   Life