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A public relations firm said that rock star David Lee Roth owes them o...  
American and British troops handed out food to hundreds of Iraqis. Not...  
Apparently Arnold was inspired by President Bush, who proved you can b...  
Apparently the new high-tech Star Wars toys will be in stores any day ...  
Bob Dole is going to be appearing in a Pepsi commercial with Britney S...  
CBS news anchor Dan Rather has interviewed Iraqi dictator Saddam Husse...  
During last night's debate, John Kerry and John Edwards were so friend...  
Earlier today, Arnold Schwarzenegger criticized the California school ...  
Early on, they were timing my contract with an egg timer.  
Homeland Security Director Tom Ridge has unveiled a new color-coded sy...  
If life gives you lemons, make some kind of fruity juice.  
In a prime-time address, President Bush said he backed limited federal...  
In Cleveland there is legislation moving forward to ban people from we...  
In New York, we had primary elections for mayor. To improve their chan...  
In West Virginia yesterday, a man was arrested for stealing several bl...  
John Travolta said he sometimes lets his friends take control of his a...  
Martha Stewart showed up at Manhattan FBI Headquarters to have her fin...  
Michael Jackson was inducted into the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame. It c...  
Officials at the White House are saying that President Bush hasn't cha...  
Pamela Anderson Lee released a statement confirming that she has had h...  
Playboy magazine announced that they are going to support the troops b...  
President Bush left for Canada today to attend a trade summit. Reporte...  
President Clinton signed a million deal to write a book by 2003. I...  
Presidential campaign getting kind of ugly, did you hear about this? Y...  
Republicans have called for a National African-American Museum. The pl...  
Scientist announced a device that can be placed in a pacemaker and wil...  
Scientists announced that they have located the gene for alcoholism. S...  
Several hard-core Star Wars fans who had tickets for the first showing...  
The Canadian government continues to say they will not help us if we g...  
The Defense Department said that troops in Afghanistan discovered seve...  
The U.S. army confirmed that it gave a lucrative fire fighting contrac...  
Tom Cruise's attorney said he is going to sue anyone who claims he is ...  
Vanity Fair magazine reports that former President Clinton and Al Gore...  
Yesterday American and British troops handed out food to hundreds of I...  
Yesterday, Arnold Schwarzenegger announced he would run for governor o...  
Yesterday, the Pentagon warned U.S. reporters that they should get out...