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A human being: an ingenious assembly of portable plumbing.   Life
A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.   Life
Act like you expect to get into the end zone.   Life
Beauty is ever to the lonely mind a shadow fleeting; she is never plai...   Life
Big shots are only little shots who keep shooting.   Life
Cleanliness is indeed next to godliness.   Life
Dancing is a wonderful training for girls, it's the first way you lear...   Life
God made man merely to hear some praise of what he'd done on those Fiv...   Life
Heavy hearts, like heavy clouds in the sky, are best relieved by the l...   Life
High heels were invented by a woman who had been kissed on the forehea...   Life
Humor is perhaps a sense of intellectual perspective: an awareness tha...   Humor
I had a million questions to ask God: but when I met Him, they all fle...   Life
If we discovered that we only had five minutes left to say all that we...   Life
In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibra...   Life
Let me look at the foulness and ugliness of my body. Let me see myself...   Life
Life is a foreign language; all men mispronounce it.   Life
Lots of times you have to pretend to join a parade in which you're not...   Life
My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed...   Life
New York, the nation's thyroid gland.   Life
No man is lonely eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention.   Life
No man is lonely while eating spaghetti; it requires so much attention...   Life
Only the sinner has the right to preach.   Life
People like to imagine that because all our mechanical equipment moves...   Life
Read, every day, something no one else is reading. Think, every day, s...   Life
The enemies of the future are always the very nicest people.   Life
The misfortunes hardest to bear are these which never came.   Life
There are three ingredients in the good life: learning, earning and ye...   Life
There is only one rule for being a good talker - learn to listen.   Life
There is only one success - to be able to spend your life in your own ...   Life
We've had bad luck with our kids - they've all grown up.   Life
When you sell a man a book you don't sell him just 12 ounces of paper ...   Life