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Actually, I think all addiction starts with soda. Every junkie did sod...  
Black people dominate sports in the United States. 20% of the populati...  
Charlie Brown is the one person I identify with. C.B. is such a loser....  
Do you know what the good side of crack is? If you're up at the right ...  
Every town has the same two malls: the one white people go to and the ...  
Everyone has favorite criminals. Mine are pimps. We can all rob a bank...  
I don't get high, but sometimes I wish I did. That way, when I messed ...  
If a woman tells you she's twenty and looks sixteen, she's twelve. If ...  
Right now, my job is that I'm like an ambulance chaser. I've got to lo...  
There are people who would like tog et rid of minimum wage. But we hav...  
Who's judging American Idol? Paula Abdul? Paula Abdul judging a singin...  
Yeah, I love being famous. It's almost like being white, y'know?  
You don't pay taxes - they take taxes.   Government
You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy,...