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Ah, bless you, Sister, may all your sons be bishops.  
Critics are like eunuchs in a harem. They're there every night, they s...  
Critics are like eunuchs in a harem; they know how it's done, they've ...  
I am a drinker with writing problems.  
I have a total irreverence for anything connected with society except ...  
If it was raining soup, the Irish would go out with forks.  
New York is my Lourdes, where I go for spiritual refreshment... a plac...  
Ninety-seven saint days a year wouldn't affect the theater, but two Yo...  
Shakespeare said pretty well everything and what he left out, James Jo...  
The Bible was a consolation to a fellow alone in the old cell. The lov...  
The big difference between sex for money and sex for free is that sex ...   Marriage
The most important things to do in the world are to get something to e...  
There is no such thing as bad publicity except your own obituary.  
To get enough to eat was regarded as an achievement. To get drunk was ...  
What the hell difference does it make, left or right? There were good ...  
When I came back to Dublin I was courtmartialed in my absence and sent...