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A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you d...   Life
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.   Funny
I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a ...   Life
I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's ti...   Age
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting f...   Life
I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the...   Life
I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable te...   Life
I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.   Life
If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.   Life
If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of h...   Life
If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind ...   Life
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...   Sports
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.   Life
Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning...   Life
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.   Age
My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went ...   Life
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.   Life
She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from...   Life
The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's ...   Life
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.   Life
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast...   Life
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his...   Life
When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage -...   Life
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest thing...   Life
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.   Age
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.   Life