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A bank is a place that will lend you money if you can prove that you d...  
A James Cagney love scene is one where he lets the other guy live.   Funny
I do benefits for all religions - I'd hate to blow the hereafter on a ...  
I don't feel old. I don't feel anything till noon. That's when it's ti...   Age
I grew up with six brothers. That's how I learned to dance - waiting f...  
I have a wonderful make-up crew. They're the same people restoring the...  
I have seen what a laugh can do. It can transform almost unbearable te...  
I love to go to Washington - if only to be near my money.  
If I have to lay an egg for my country, I'll do it.  
If you haven't any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind of h...  
If you haven't got any charity in your heart, you have the worst kind ...  
If you watch a game, it's fun. If you play it, it's recreation. If you...   Sports
Kids are wonderful, but I like mine barbecued.  
Middle age is when you still believe you'll feel better in the morning...  
Middle age is when your age starts to show around your middle.   Age
My father told me all about the birds and the bees, the liar - I went ...  
People who throw kisses are hopelessly lazy.  
She said she was approaching forty, and I couldn't help wondering from...  
The good news is that Jesus is coming back. The bad news is that he's ...  
The only thing chicken about Israel is their soup.  
The trees in Siberia are miles apart, that is why the dogs are so fast...  
When she started to play, Steinway came down personally and rubbed his...  
When they asked Jack Benny to do something for the Actor's Orphanage -...  
When we recall the past, we usually find that it is the simplest thing...  
You know you are getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.   Age
You know you're getting old when the candles cost more than the cake.