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A group of Cuban Americans denounced the Castro government as a fascis...  
Clinton left the White House with all the class of an XFL halftime sho...  
Doctors said that the test most commonly used to screen for colon canc...  
Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.  
George Bush says, 'Gore's book needs a lot of explaining.' Of course, ...  
I have a high state of resentment for the conformity in this country. ...  
I mean, I think, Iraqis, I think, feel that if we drove smaller cars, ...  
Iraq now says that it will, after all, destroy its missiles. President...  
It's all been satirized for your protection.  
Jim Bakker spells his name with two k's because three would be too obv...   Religion
Men are only as loyal as their options.  
President Bush is supporting Arnold but a lot of Republicans are not, ...  
Suicide is man's way of telling God, "You can't fire me - I quit."   Death
The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs.   Religion
The cable TV sex channels don't expand our horizons, don't make us bet...  
The Clinton White House today said they would start to give national s...  
The Dalai Lama visited the White House and told the President that he ...  
The president boasted at the top of his press conference that we have ...  
Things aren't right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot ...  
This has been a learning experience for me. I also thought that privac...  
We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities...  
Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting bette...