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A group of Cuban Americans denounced the Castro government as a fascis...   Life
Clinton left the White House with all the class of an XFL halftime sho...   Life
Doctors said that the test most commonly used to screen for colon canc...   Life
Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease.   Life
George Bush says, 'Gore's book needs a lot of explaining.' Of course, ...   Life
I have a high state of resentment for the conformity in this country. ...   Life
I mean, I think, Iraqis, I think, feel that if we drove smaller cars, ...   Life
Iraq now says that it will, after all, destroy its missiles. President...   Life
It's all been satirized for your protection.   Life
Jim Bakker spells his name with two k's because three would be too obv...   Religion
Men are only as loyal as their options.   Life
President Bush is supporting Arnold but a lot of Republicans are not, ...   Life
Suicide is man's way of telling God, "You can't fire me - I quit."   Death
The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs.   Religion
The cable TV sex channels don't expand our horizons, don't make us bet...   Life
The Clinton White House today said they would start to give national s...   Life
The Dalai Lama visited the White House and told the President that he ...   Life
The president boasted at the top of his press conference that we have ...   Life
Things aren't right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot ...   Life
This has been a learning experience for me. I also thought that privac...   Life
We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities...   Life
Women cannot complain about men anymore until they start getting bette...   Life