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A word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need th...   Funny
Advertising is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.   Life
Always end the name of your child with a vowel, so that when you yell ...   Life
Anyone can dabble, but once you've made that commitment, your blood ha...   Life
As I have discovered by examining my past, I started out as a child. C...   Life
Children today know more about sex than I or my father did.   Life
Civilization had too many rules for me, so I did my best to rewrite th...   Life
Even though your kids will consistently do the exact opposite of what ...   Life
Fatherhood is pretending the present you love most is soap-on-a-rope.   Life
Gray hair is God's graffiti.   Life
Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children...   Life
I am certainly not an authority on love because there are no authoriti...   Life
I don't know the key to success, but the key to failure is trying to p...   Success
If the new American father feels bewildered and even defeated, let him...   Life
In order to succeed, your desire for success should be greater than yo...   Success
Let us now set forth one of the fundamental truths about marriage: the...   Life
Like everyone else who makes the mistake of getting older, I begin eac...   Age
Men and women belong to different species and communications between t...   Life
My childhood should have taught me lessons for my own fatherhood, but ...   Life
My eleven year old daughter mopes around the house all day waiting for...   Life
No matter how calmly you try to referee, parenting will eventually pro...   Life
Nothing separates the generations more than music. By the time a child...   Life
Parents are not interested in justice, they're interested in peace and...   Life
People will frighten you about a graduation...They use words you don't...   Life
Poets have said that the reason to have children is to give yourself i...   Life
That married couples can live together day after day is a miracle the ...   Life
The essence of childhood, of course, is play, which my friends and I d...   Life
The heart of marriage is memories; and if the two of you happen to hav...   Life
The main goal of the future is to stop violence. The world is addicted...   Life
The past is a ghost, the future a dream, and all we ever have is now.   Life
The truth is that parents are not really interrested in justice. They ...   Life
There is hope for the future because God has a sense of humor and we a...   Life
There is no labor a person does that is undignified; if they do it rig...   Life
When you become senile, you won't know it.   Age
You can turn painful situations around through laughter. If you can fi...   Humor