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A nickel ain't worth a dime anymore.  
All pitchers are liars or crybabies.  
Always go to other people's funerals, otherwise they won't come to you...  
Baseball is ninety percent mental and the other half is physical.  
Bill Dickey is learning me his experience.  
Congratulations. I knew the record would stand until it was broken.  
Even Napoleon had his Watergate.  
Half the lies they tell about me aren't true.   Sports
He hits from both sides of the plate. He's amphibious.  
How can you think and hit at the same time?  
I always thought that record would stand until it was broken.  
I just want to thank everyone who made this day necessary.  
I never blame myself when I'm not hitting. I just blame the bat and if...  
I never said most of the things I said.  
I think Little League is wonderful. It keeps the kids out of the house...  
I wish everybody had the drive he had. He never did anything wrong on ...  
I wish I had an answer to that because I'm tired of answering that que...  
I'm a lucky guy and I'm happy to be with the Yankees. And I want to th...  
I'm not going to buy my kids an encyclopedia. Let them walk to school ...  
If people don't want to come out to the ball park, nobody's gonna stop...  
If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.  
If you come to a fork in the road, take it.  
In baseball, you don't know nothing.  
In theory there is no difference between theory and practice. In pract...  
It ain't over till it's over  
It ain't the heat, it's the humility.  
It gets late early out there.  
It was impossible to get a conversation going, everybody was talking t...  
It's like deja-vu, all over again.  
Little League baseball is a very good thing because it keeps the paren...  
Nobody goes there anymore. It's too crowded.  
Slump? I ain't in no slump... I just ain't hitting.  
So I'm ugly. So what? I never saw anyone hit with his face.  
Take it with a grin of salt.  
The future ain't what it used to be.  
The only color I don't have is navy brown.  
The other teams could make trouble for us if they win.  
The towels were so thick there I could hardly close my suitcase.  
There are some people who, if they don't already know, you can't tell ...  
We have deep depth.  
We made too many wrong mistakes.  
When you arrive at a fork in the road, take it.  
You better cut the pizza in four pieces because I'm not hungry enough ...  
You can observe a lot by just watching.  
You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because yo...  
You should always go to other people's funerals, otherwise, they won't...  
You wouldn't have won if we'd beaten you.   Sports
You've got to be very careful if you don't know where you are going, b...