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A drama critic is a person who surprises the playwright by informing h...  
A fellow who is always declaring he's no fool usually has his suspicio...  
A good listener is not only popular everywhere, but after a while, he ...  
A slave has but one master. An ambition man, has as many as there are ...  
All anger is not sinful, because some degree of it, and on some occasi...  
Always be nice to people on the way up; because you'll meet the same p...  
Art is science made clear.  
Be nice to people on the way up, because you'll meet them on your way ...  
Be nice to people on your way up because you'll meet them on your way ...  
Do not be desirous of having things done quickly. Do not look at small...  
Don't talk about yourself; it will be done when you leave.  
Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something.  
God help those who do not help themselves.  
I can usually judge a fellow by what he laughs at.  
I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.  
I've spent several years in Hollywood, and I still think the movie her...  
If you count all your assets you always show a profit.  
If you steal from one author it's plagiarism; if you steal from many i...  
It is not in life, but in art that self-fulfillment is to be found.  
Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardes...  
Some of the greatest love affairs I've known have involved one actor, ...  
The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away.  
The first hundred years are the hardest.  
Those who welcome death have only tried it from the ears up.  
To my embarrassment I was born in bed with a lady.  
To profit from good advice requires more wisdom than to give it.  
When you take stuff from one writer it's plagiarism; but when you take...   Science
You sparkle with larceny.