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A blind bloke walks into a shop with a guide dog. He picks the Dog up ...  
And the back of his anorak was leaping up and down, and people were ch...  
He said 'I'm going to chop off the bottom of one of your trouser legs ...  
I inherited a painting and a violin which turned out to be a Rembrandt...  
It's strange, isn't it. You stand in the middle of a library and go aa...  
Police arrested two kids yesterday, one was drinking battery acid, the...  
So I rang up a local building firm, I said 'I want a skip outside my h...  
So I was getting into my car, and this bloke says to me "Can you give ...  
So I went to the dentist. He said "Say Aaah." I said "Why?" He said "M...  
You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They ...   Humor