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An apology? Bah! Disgusting! Cowardly! Beneath the dignity of any gent...  
Boy, those French: They have a different word for everything!  
Chaos in the midst of chaos isn't funny, but chaos in the midst of ord...  
Comedy may be big business but it isn't pretty.  
Don't have sex man. It leads to kissing and pretty soon you have to st...  
First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease ...  
I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but ...  
I believe that Ronald Reagan will someday make this country what it on...  
I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome th...  
I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks.  
I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but ...  
I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I do...  
Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.  
There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me...  
Well, excuuuuuse me!!!!  
What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without makin...  
When your hobbies get in the way of your work - that's OK; but when yo...  
You know what your problem is, it's that you haven't seen enough movie...   Movies