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A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells...   Life
Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is ...   Politics
Do your kids a favor - don't have any.   Life
Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success.   Life
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest peo...   Business
Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest...   Life
Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's ...   Life
I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back hom...   Life
If you can laugh together, you can work together.   Life
Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask an...   Life
Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history...   Life
Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings.   Life
Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rath...   Life
More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems, bac...   Life
Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like ...   Life
Never raise your hand to your children it leaves your midsection unpro...   Life
Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservative...   Life
Quit worrying about your health. It will go away.   Life
There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lu...   Life
Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.   Life
To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.   Computers
Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and...   Government