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A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells...  
Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is ...   Politics
Do your kids a favor - don't have any.  
Don't think of it as failure. Think of it as time-released success.  
Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest peo...   Business
Every morning I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest...  
Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's ...  
I take my children everywhere, but they always find their way back hom...  
If you can laugh together, you can work together.  
Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask an...  
Inflation is bringing us true democracy. For the first time in history...  
Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings.  
Life was a lot simpler when what we honored was father and mother rath...  
More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems, bac...  
Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like ...  
Never raise your hand to your children it leaves your midsection unpro...  
Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservative...  
Quit worrying about your health. It will go away.  
There's so much pollution in the air now that if it weren't for our lu...  
Time flies. It's up to you to be the navigator.  
To err is human - and to blame it on a computer is even more so.   Computers
Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and...   Government