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Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a...   Love
I admire the Pope. I have a lot of respect for anyone who can tour wit...   Life
I don't plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until m...   Life
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person yo...   Marriage
I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don't know. I buy a new out...   Life
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. T...   Life
I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends to...   Life
I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.   Life
I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's...   Life
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious ...   Life
In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.   Funny
It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for th...   Life
Marriages don't last. When I meet a guy, the first question I ask myse...   Life
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-...   Life
Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've ...   Marriage
My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't wan...   Life
My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and t...   Life
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can...   Life
My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm ...   Life
My mother buried three husbands - and two of them were only napping.   Life
My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a tim...   Life
Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother...   Life
Never play peekaboo with a child on a long plane trip. There's no end ...   Life
Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the sa...   Life
Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respe...   Life
The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together a...   Life
To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior."   Life
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bough...   Life
When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was ...   Life