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Before I met my husband, I'd never fallen in love. I'd stepped in it a...   Love
I admire the Pope. I have a lot of respect for anyone who can tour wit...  
I don't plan to grow old gracefully. I plan to have face-lifts until m...  
I love being married. It's so great to find that one special person yo...   Marriage
I love to shop after a bad relationship. I don't know. I buy a new out...  
I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. T...  
I want to have children, but my friends scare me. One of my friends to...  
I was a vegetarian until I started leaning toward the sunlight.  
I was going to have cosmetic surgery until I noticed that the doctor's...  
I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious ...  
In Hollywood a marriage is a success if it outlasts milk.   Funny
It's so great to find that one special person you want to annoy for th...  
Marriages don't last. When I meet a guy, the first question I ask myse...  
Men reach their sexual peak at eighteen. Women reach theirs at thirty-...  
Men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage - they've ...   Marriage
My boyfriend and I broke up. He wanted to get married and I didn't wan...  
My grandmother was a very tough woman. She buried three husbands and t...  
My husband and I are either going to buy a dog or have a child. We can...  
My husband gave me a necklace. It's fake. I requested fake. Maybe I'm ...  
My mother buried three husbands - and two of them were only napping.  
My mother is such a lousy cook that Thanksgiving at her house is a tim...  
Neurotics build castles in the air, psychotics live in them. My mother...  
Never play peekaboo with a child on a long plane trip. There's no end ...  
Some women hold up dresses that are so ugly and they always say the sa...  
Someday I want to be rich. Some people get so rich they lose all respe...  
The word 'aerobics' came about when the gym instructors got together a...  
To attract men, I wear a perfume called "New Car Interior."  
We've begun to long for the pitter-patter of little feet - so we bough...  
When I eventually met Mr. Right I had no idea that his first name was ...