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A smile is a curve that sets everything straight.  
Always be nice to your children because they are the ones who will cho...  
Burt Reynolds once asked me out. I was in his room.  
Cleaning your house while your kids are still growing is like shovelin...  
Housework can't kill you, but why take a chance?  
I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I wa...  
I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How a...  
If it weren't for baseball, many kids wouldn't know what a millionaire...  
Most children threaten at times to run away from home. This is the onl...  
Never go to bed mad. Stay up and fight.   Anger
The reason the pro tells you to keep your head down is so you can't se...  
We spend the first twelve months of our children's lives teaching them...  
Whatever you may look like, marry a man your own age - as your beauty ...