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Adults are always asking kids what they want to be when they grow up b...  
I don't have a bank account because I don't know my mother's maiden na...   Funny
My mom said she learned how to swim. Someone took her out in the lake ...  
The problem with cats is that they get the exact same look on their fa...  
The wages of sin are death, but by the time taxes are taken out, it's ...