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A committee is a group that keeps the minutes and loses hours.  
A man is hit by a car while crossing a Beverly Hills street. A woman r...  
A young man fills out an application for a job and does well until he ...  
Experience is what you have after you've forgotten her name.  
I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to...  
I'd rather be a could-be if I cannot be an are; because a could-be is ...  
If evolution really works, how come mothers only have two hands?  
If opportunity doesn't knock, build a door.  
Laughter is an instant vacation.  
Poverty is not a disgrace, but it's terribly inconvenient.  
The company accountant is shy and retiring. He's shy a quarter of a mi...  
You can lead a man to Congress, but you can't make him think.