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A bad liver is to a Frenchman what a nervous breakdown is to an Americ...  
Every time you think television has hit its lowest ebb, a new program ...  
Have you ever seen a candidate talking to a rich person on television?  
I always wanted to get into politics, but I was never light enough to ...  
I worship the quicksand he walks in.  
Just when you think there's nothing to write about, Nixon says, "I am ...  
People are broad-minded. They'll accept the fact that a person can be ...  
Tax reform is taking the taxes off things that have been taxed in the ...  
Television has a real problem. They have no page two.  
The buffalo isn't as dangerous as everyone makes him out to be. Statis...  
The powder is mixed with water and tastes exactly like powder mixed wi...  
Whether it's the best of times or the worst of times, it's the only ti...  
You can't make up anything anymore. The world itself is a satire. All ...   Society