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Anybody can direct, but there are only eleven good writers.  
As long as the world is turning and spinning, we're gonna be dizzy and...  
Every human being has hundreds of separate people living under his ski...  
Humor is just another defense against the universe.   Humor
I only direct in self-defense.  
Look, I don't want to wax philosophic, but I will say that if you're a...   Life
Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open ...