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Don't have a cow, man.  
Eat my shorts!  
Families are about love overcoming emotional torture.  
I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't ...  
Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he tu...  
Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it fli...  
When authorities warn you of the sinfulness of sex, there is an import...  
When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is a...