What Quote » Comedian Quotes » Quotes by Margaret Smith »

I can't get a relationship to last longer than it takes to make copies...  
I don't visit my parents often because Delta Airlines won't wait in th...  
If I had been the Virgin Mary, I would have said "No."   Religion
My uncle Sammy was an angry man. He had printed on his tombstone: What...  
The best contraceptive is the word no - repeated frequently.