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A lot of people say to me, "Why did you kill Christ?" "I dunno... it w...  
All my humor is based upon destruction and despair. If the whole world...  
Communism is like one big phone company.  
Every day people are straying away from the church and going back to G...  
I hate small towns because once you've seen the cannon in the park the...  
I won't say ours was a tough school, but we had our own coroner. We us...  
If Jesus had been killed twenty years ago, Catholic school children wo...   Religion
In the Halls of Justice the only justice is in the halls.  
Miami Beach is where neon goes to die.  
Satire is tragedy plus time. You give it enough time, the public, the ...  
The "what should be" never did exist, but people keep trying to live u...  
The liberals can understand everything but people who don't understand...  
The only honest art form is laughter, comedy. You can't fake it... try...  
The reason I'm in this business, I assume all performers are - it's "L...  
The role of a comedian is to make the audience laugh, at a minimum of ...  
There are never enough I Love You's.  
Today's comedian has a cross to bear that he built himself. A comedian...  
When you're eight years old nothing is your business.