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A censor is a man who knows more than he thinks you ought to.   Life
A man convinced against his will is not convinced.   Life
A man doesn't know what he knows until he knows what he doesn't know.   Life
A pessimist is a man who looks both ways when he crosses the street.   Life
Against logic there is no armor like ignorance.   Life
America is a country that doesn't know where it is going but is determ...   Life
America is a land of taxation that was founded to avoid taxation.   Life
An economist is an expert who will know tomorrow why the things he pre...   Business
As a matter of fact is an expression that precedes many an expression ...   Life
Bureaucracy defends the status quo long past the time when the quo has...   Life
Committees have become so important nowadays that subcommittees have t...   Life
Competence, like truth, beauty, and contact lenses, is in the eye of t...   Life
Democracy is a process by which people are free to choose the man who ...   Life
Don't believe in miracles - depend on them.   Life
Early to bed, early to rise, work like hell, and advertise.   Life
Education is a method whereby one acquires a higher grade of prejudice...   Life
Equal opportunity means everyone will have a fair chance at being inco...   Life
Every girl should use what Mother Nature gave her before Father Time t...   Life
Everyone is in awe of the lion tamer in a cage with half a dozen lions...   Life
Everyone rises to their level of incompetence.   Life
Expert: a man who makes three correct guesses consecutively.   Life
Fortune knocks but once, but misfortune has much more patience.   Life
Going to church doesn't make you any more a Christian than going to th...   Life
Heredity is what sets the parents of a teenager wondering about each o...   Life
If a cluttered desk is the sign of a cluttered mind, what is the signi...   Life
If two wrongs don't make a right, try three.   Life
If you don't know where you're going, you will probably end up somewhe...   Life
In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompete...   Life
It's better to have loved and lost than to have to do forty pounds of ...   Life
Make three correct guesses consecutively and you will establish a repu...   Life
Men now monopolize the upper levelsÉ depriving women of their rightful...   Life
Nobody can be perfect unless he admits his faults, but if he has fault...   Life
Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgettin...   Life
Psychiatry enables us to correct our faults by confessing our parents'...   Life
Slump, and the world slumps with you. Push, and you push alone.   Life
Speak when you are angry - and you'll make the best speech you'll ever...   Life
Television has changed the American child from an irresistable force t...   Life
The best intelligence test is what we do with our leisure.   Life
The great question is not whether you have failed, but whether you are...   Life
The man who says he is willing to meet you halfway is usually a poor j...   Life
The seaman tells stories of winds, the ploughman of bulls; the soldier...   Life
There are two kinds of egotists: Those who admit it, and the rest of u...   Life
There are two kinds of failures: those who thought and never did, andt...   Life
When in doubt or danger, run in circles, scream and shout.   Life
Work is accomplished by those employees who have not yet reached their...   Life
You can always tell a real friend: when you've made a fool of yourself...   Friendship
You can't cross the sea merely by standing and staring at the water. D...   Life