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A bee is never as busy as it seems; it's just that it can't buzz any s...   Life
A good listener is usually thinking about something else.   Life
A loafer always has the correct time.   Life
About the only thing we have left that actually discriminates in favor...   Life
All the world loves a good loser.   Life
An optimist is a fellow who believes what's going to be will be postpo...   Life
As to those who hoard gold and silver and spend it not in God's path, ...   Life
Bargain... anything a customer thinks a store is losing money on.   Life
Being an optimist after you've got everything you want doesn't count.   Life
Classical music is the kind we keep thinking will turn into a tune.   Music
Don't knock the weather; nine-tenths of the people couldn't start a co...   Nature
Every once in a while someone without a single bad habit gets caught.   Life
Getting talked about is one of the penalties for being pretty, while b...   Life
If some people didn't tell you, you'd never know they'd been away on a...   Life
If there's anything a public servant hates to do it's something for th...   Life
If you haven't seen your wife smile at a traffic cop, you haven't seen...   Life
It ain't a bad plan to keep still occasionally even when you know what...   Life
It is pretty hard to tell what does bring happiness; poverty and wealt...   Life
It isn't enough for you to love money - it's also necessary that money...   Life
It's going to be fun to watch and see how long the meek can keep the e...   Life
It's the good loser who finally loses out.   Life
Kindness goes a long ways lots of times when it ought to stay at home.   Life
Live so that you can at least get the benefit of the doubt.   Life
Men are not punished for their for sins, but by them.   Life
Next to a circus there ain't nothing that packs up and tears out faste...   Life
No one can feel as helpless as the owner of a sick goldfish.   Life
No woman can be handsome by the force of features alone, any more that...   Life
Nobody can be as agreeable as an uninvited guest.   Life
Nobody ever forgets where he buried the hatchet.   Life
Nobody ever grew despondent looking for trouble.   Life
Nobody kicks on being interrupted if it's by applause.   Life
Nothing is as irritating as the fellow who chats pleasantly while he's...   Life
Now and then an innocent man is sent to the legislature.   Life
Some fellows get credit for being conservative when they are only stup...   Life
Some folks can look so busy doing nothing that they seem indispensable...   Life
The fellow that agrees with everything you say is either a fool or he ...   Life
The fellow that owns his own home is always just coming out of a hardw...   Life
The hardest thing is to take less when you can get more.   Life
The height of ability consists in a thorough knowledge of the real val...   Life
The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them.   Life
The safest way to double your money is to fold it over once and put it...   Life
The world gels better every day - then worse again in the evening.   Life
There is no failure except in no longer trying. There is no defeat exc...   Life
There's no secret about success. Did you ever know a successful man wh...   Life
We become actors without realizing it, and actors without wanting to.   Life
We'd all like to vote for the best man but he's never a candidate.   Life
When a fellow says, "It ain't the money but the principle of the thing...   Life
Why doesn't the fellow who says "I'm no speechmaker" let it go at that...   Life
You won't skid if you stay in a rut.   Life