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But that was war. Just about all he could find in its favor was that i...  
Destiny is a good thing to accept when it's going your way. When it is...  
Every writer I know has trouble writing.  
Frankly, I'd like to see the government get out of war altogether and ...  
He had decided to live forever or die in the attempt.  
He knew everything about literature except how to enjoy it.  
He was a self-made man who owed his lack of success to nobody.  
Hungry Joe collected lists of fatal diseases and arranged them in alph...  
I had examined myself pretty thoroughly and discovered that I was unfi...  
I think in every country that there is at least one executive who is s...  
Lots of people who complained about us receiving the MBE received thei...  
Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men ...  
Success and failure are both difficult to endure. Along with success c...   Success
The enemy is anybody who's going to get you killed, no matter which si...  
There was only one catch and that was Catch-22. Orr would be crazy to ...  
We do have a zeal for laughter in most situations, give or take a dent...  
When I grow up I want to be a little boy.  
When I read something saying I've not done anything as good as "Catch-...