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Critics have noted Schwarzenegger's only previous government experienc...  
Despite his infirmities, Strom Thurmond showed up to work every day an...  
Here's the point - you're looking at affirmative action, and you're lo...  
I can be in 20 movies. But I'll never be an actor.  
I don't know what all the controversy is about, quite frankly. I've me...  
I feel your scorn and I accept it.  
I heard Dennis Kucinich say in a debate, 'When I'm president... and I ...  
I was born with an adult head and a tiny body. Like a 'Peanuts' charac...  
I'm 38 and could very much bare my midriff, but it may make some peopl...  
I'm a bit down. Liza Minelli and David Gest, I don't know how it didn'...  
I'm not just a boy toy. I have feelings and dreams like anybody else.  
I've always liked Atlanta. And not just for the strip clubs, but the s...  
I've been to Canada, and I've always gotten the impression that I coul...  
If the evens of September 11, 2001, have proven anything, it's that th...  
If you watch the news and don't like it, then this is your counter pro...  
In Iraq, the U.S. military's whack-a-mole approach to killing Saddam H...  
Like everyone else, I want to sleep with Leonardo DiCaprio. But I gues...  
Many of our soldiers are stationed at Camp Coyote just south of the Ir...  
McVeigh's lawyer got him the death penalty, which, quite frankly, I co...  
More than 150 heads of state attended the UN Summit, giving New Yorker...  
New York became the first state to ban talking on hand-held cell phone...  
Originally we were going to title it "The Daily Show With Fridays, Sat...  
Planet Hollywood has shrunk from seventy-five locations around the wor...  
President Bush remained undeterred by the massive display of American ...  
Scores of Iraqi exiles met in London to discuss ways to overthrow Sadd...  
Senator John McCain, who spent over five years in a Vietnamese POW cam...  
Sheep are not considered the most intelligent animals but British scie...  
The nation of Dubai banned the movie Charlie's Angles because it's "of...  
The night I turned twenty-two, I drank a shot for every year. I was so...  
The seven marvels that best represent man's achievements over the last...  
The Supreme Court ruled that disabled golfer Casey Martin has a legal ...  
The United States Central Command of the Armed Forces has asked Gerald...  
There are a hell of a lot of jobs that are scarier than live comedy. L...  
We have it. The smoking gun. The evidence. The potential weapon of mas...  
When my syndicated show got canceled, the next day I still knew how to...  
When you're accustomed to doing stand-up, so often you're the only per...  
Why can't they have gay people in the army? Personally, I think they a...  
Yesterday, the president met with a group he calls the coalition of th...