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A psychiatrist asks a lot of expensive questions your wife asks for no...   Marriage
If it weren't for the fact that the TV set and the refrigerator are so...  
If you break 100, watch your golf. If you break 80, watch your busines...  
Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to her or she'll take ...  
Smack your child every day. If you don't know why - he does.