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A bookstore is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people ...  
I am so busy doing nothing... that the idea of doing anything - which ...  
I think it's funny to be delicate with subjects that are explosive.  
It's amazing that the amount of news that happens in the world every d...  
Now they show you how detergents take out bloodstains, a pretty violen...  
The Four Levels of Comedy: Make your friends laugh, Make strangers lau...  
The IRS! They're like the Mafia, they can take anything they want!  
There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men don't think...  
Where lipstick is concerned, the important thing is not color, but to ...  
You know you're getting old when you get that one candle on the cake. ...