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A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymor...  
A man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself -...  
Adversity draws men together and produces beauty and harmony in life's...  
Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through ...   Marriage
Even though a number of people have tried, no one has ever found a way...  
Hope is the feeling that the feeling you have isn't permanent.  
I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that...  
I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That...  
If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it's j...  
If you have formed the habit of checking on every new diet that comes ...  
Life with Mary was like being in a telephone booth with an open umbrel...  
Man is the only animal that learns by being hypocritical. He pretends ...  
Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a lon...  
Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to...  
One of the most difficult things to contend with in a hospital is that...  
The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in t...  
The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at ...  
When the grandmothers of today hear the word "Chippendales," they don'...  
Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when...  
You don't seem to realize that a poor person who is unhappy is in a be...