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A lawyer is never entirely comfortable with a friendly divorce, anymor...   Life
A man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself -...   Life
Adversity draws men together and produces beauty and harmony in life's...   Life
Being divorced is like being hit by a Mack truck. If you live through ...   Marriage
Even though a number of people have tried, no one has ever found a way...   Life
Hope is the feeling that the feeling you have isn't permanent.   Life
I feel about airplanes the way I feel about diets. It seems to me that...   Life
I'm tired of all this nonsense about beauty being only skin-deep. That...   Life
If you can keep your head when all about you are losing theirs, it's j...   Life
If you have formed the habit of checking on every new diet that comes ...   Life
Life with Mary was like being in a telephone booth with an open umbrel...   Life
Man is the only animal that learns by being hypocritical. He pretends ...   Life
Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a lon...   Life
Now the thing about having a baby - and I can't be the first person to...   Life
One of the most difficult things to contend with in a hospital is that...   Life
The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in t...   Life
The real menace in dealing with a five-year-old is that in no time at ...   Life
When the grandmothers of today hear the word "Chippendales," they don'...   Life
Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when...   Life
You don't seem to realize that a poor person who is unhappy is in a be...   Life