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A lot of controversy over this possible invasion of Iraq. In fact, Nel...   Life
A number of plastic surgeons are claiming that looking at John Kerry n...   Life
A student from the University of Washington has sold his soul on eBay ...   Life
According to a new study, Botox injections can help back pain. So you ...   Life
According to doctors, George Bush has the lowest heartbeat ever record...   Life
According to New York publishers, Bill Clinton will get more money for...   Life
After seeing Condit last night, we now realize how great a liar Clinto...   Life
Al Jazeera aired a new tape of Osama bin Laden. It was the usual stuff...   Life
America Online customers are upset because the company has decided to ...   Life
An Israeli man's life was saved when he was given a Palestinian man's ...   Life
Anheuser-Busch gives two free cases of beer to its employees at all of...   Life
Arnold Schwarzenegger announced that he is going to run for governor o...   Life
As we head to war with Iraq, President Bush wants to make one thing cl...   Life
At his wife's 60th birthday party in Jackson Hole, Wyoming, Dick Chene...   Life
Bob Dole revealed he is one of the test subjects for Viagra. He said o...   Life
Bush reiterated his stand to conservatives opposing his decision on st...   Science
Bush said today he is being stalked. He said wherever he goes, people ...   Life
CNN found that Hillary Clinton is the most admired woman in America. W...   Life
CNN said that after the war, there is a plan to divide Iraq into three...   Life
Dick Cheney agreed to be President Bush's running mate once again in 2...   Life
Dick Cheney finally responded today to demands that he reveal the deta...   Life
Dick Cheney has announced that he has agreed to be Bush's running mate...   Life
Dick Cheney told reports that he has a new outlook on life. He says th...   Life
Did you know Bill and Hillary Clinton were born under the same sign? K...   Life
Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's ...   Funny
Even Arnold's adviser says he was shocked by his decision to run. I me...   Life
Experts say that if we go to war with Iraq, oil could reach as much as...   Life
For the first time ever, overweight people outnumber average people in...   Life
For the first time in history, sex is more dangerous than the cigarett...   Life
George W. Bush says he spends sixty to ninety minutes a day working ou...   Life
Hillary Clinton is getting a little bit of controversy because she has...   Life
Hillary said today that she knew nothing about her brother's involveme...   Life
I feel bad for people who die on Valentine's Day. How much would flowe...   Life
I guess today Senator James Jeffords from Vermont left the Republican ...   Life
I went into a McDonald's yesterday and said, "I'd like some fries." Th...   Life
If Arnold is elected, you know who I'd feel sorry for? The people on d...   Life
If you don't want your dog to have bad breath, do what I do: Pour a li...   Life
In a new issue of Esquire magazine, they revealed that before he was m...   Life
In California, 50 women protested the im pending war with Iraq by lyin...   Life
In his big victory speech last night, Senator Kerry said that he wante...   Life
In his speech last night, John Kerry said this was the beginning of th...   Life
In just two weeks, Bill Clinton will no longer be President of the Uni...   Life
Iraq began destroying those missiles they don't have over the weekend....   Life
Isn't this amazing? Clinton is getting M for his memoir, Hillary got...   Life
It does not look good for Saddam Hussein and his sons. Yesterday we bo...   Life
It looks like it's going to be Arnold Schwarzenegger or Gray Davis. Yo...   Life
It really kind of looks like now that John Kerry is on his way to the ...   Life
It's just a matter of time before we go into Iraq and get Saddam Husse...   Life
John Kerry said today that he wants to get rid of tax cuts for the ric...   Life
John Kerry was the big winner in Iowa. Ted Kennedy introduced Kerry as...   Life
Kerry has already begun his search for a running mate. They say that b...   Life
Magic Johnson, former basketball player, may run for mayor of LA in th...   Life
Major league baseball has asked its players to stop tossing baseballs ...   Life
More coming out about Saddam Hussein. We now know he takes Viagra and ...   Life
My stockbroker asked me something important today: paper or plastic?   Life
NBC fired pinhead Peter Arnett. He gave an interview on Iraqi televisi...   Life
Newsweek reported that 87 Congressman are currently having affairs. In...   Life
Nineteen percent of doctors say that they'd be able to give their pati...   Life
Now see, a lot of critics are saying Arnold can't get elected because ...   Life
Now the Democrats control the Senate. But the good news is that now th...   Life
Of course with John McCain out of the race, George W. Bush has to pick...   Life
On Monday, President Bush will reach his 100th day in office. It's a b...   Life
One of the interpreters hired by CBS for the Dan Rather/Saddam Hussein...   Life
Plans are being discussed as to who will replace Dick Cheney if he has...   Life
Political experts are saying the reason John Kerry is doing so well is...   Life
President Bush agreed today to allow more weapons inspectors in Iraq. ...   Life
President Bush and Bill Clinton both agree that cloning is morally wro...   Life
President Bush announced tonight that he believes in democracy and tha...   Life
President Bush is taking the entire month of August off. Bush said tod...   Life
President Bush played golf yesterday and I understand Vice President D...   Life
President Bush said it's now time for a change in Iraq and he wants th...   Life
President Bush said the other day the war is not about timetables. It'...   Life
President Bush said this Iraq situation looks like 'the rerun of a bad...   Life
President Clinton, this guy is sharp. Boy, he gave Hillary the most ro...   Life
Saddam Hussein also challenged President Bush to a debate. The Butcher...   Life
Saddam Hussein has invited members from the U.S. Congress to visit Ira...   Life
Saddam Hussein has raised the amount going to suicide bombers from ...   Life
Saddam Hussein has told his people that U.S. troops will commit suicid...   Life
Schwarzenegger said last night on the show he expects his opponents to...   Life
Scientists in Australia are working on making biodegradable car parts ...   Life
Senator Hillary Rodham Clinton is now facing a kind of personal dilemm...   Life
Senator John Kerry released his plan today to eliminate the deficit. H...   Life
Some Democrats say the estimated billion dollar cost of a war with...   Life
Thanks for coming out on such a hot day. I was sweating like Saddam Hu...   Life
The Bush administration has apparently approved a plan to oust Saddam ...   Life
The Bush administration said today there is a lot of support for us to...   Life
The Democrats are all over this. Democratic strategists feel John Kerr...   Life
The latest word is that Saddam Hussein is now creating a buffer zone i...   Life
The military said we'll be able to confirm Saddam is dead with DNA tes...   Life
The Pentagon said today they're sending another 100,000 troops into th...   Life
The Pentagon still has not given a name to the Iraqi war. Somehow 'Ope...   Life
The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can be...   Life
The Sacramento Bee is reporting that Arnold Schwarzenegger is not goin...   Life
The University of Ilinois has hired 15 women to smell pig manure all d...   Life
The University of Nebraska says that elderly people that drink beer or...   Life
The Washington Bullets are changing their name. They don't want their ...   Life
There are reports that Saddam has been spotted in central Baghdad. Par...   Life
There was another war-related casualty today. The French were injured ...   Life
There's all this talk about Arnold Schwarzenegger. Well, you know wher...   Life
They had a profile of John Kerry on the news and they said his first w...   Life
This is a busy time for President Clinton. Not only does he have that ...   Life
This Ken Starr report is now posted on the Internet. I'll bet Clinton'...   Life
Today Arnold Schwarzenegger made another major announcement. He said h...   Life
Today is Valentine's Day - or, as men like to call it, Extortion Day!   Life
Today, one year after their divorce, Pamela and Tommy Lee announced th...   Life
Twenty-one years ago today Saddam Hussein was first elected president ...   Life
U.N. weapons inspectors found empty chemical warheads in Iraq. So, the...   Life
Vice President Cheney is also on vacation. He's in Jackson Hole, Wyomi...   Life
War continues in Iraq. They're calling it Operation Iraqi Freedom. The...   Life
We have an important decision to make now about who controls Iraq. You...   Life
Well, it looks like we've moved a step closer to war. Not with Iraq. W...   Life
Yesterday, Saddam Hussein got 100 percent of the vote. Well, that's ac...   Life
You know what they should call this war - Son of Bush vs. Son of a Bit...   Life