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A drawing is always dragged down to the level of its caption.   Life
A word to the wise is not sufficient if it doesn't make sense.   Life
All men kill the thing they hate, too, unless, of course, it kills the...   Life
All men should strive to learn before they die, what they are running ...   Life
Boys are beyond the range of anybody's sure understanding, at least wh...   Life
But what is all this fear of and opposition to Oblivion? What is the m...   Life
Discussion in America means dissent.   Life
Early to rise and early to bed makes a man healthy, wealthy, and dead.   Life
From one casual of mine he picked this sentence. "After dinner, the me...   Life
He who hesitates is sometimes saved.   Life
Her own mother lived the latter years of her life in the horrible susp...   Life
Humor is emotional chaos remembered in tranquility.   Life
Hundreds of hysterical persons must confuse these phenomena with messa...   Life
I think that maybe if women and children were in charge we would get s...   Life
I used to wake up at 4 A.M. and start sneezing, sometimes for five hou...   Life
I'm 65 and I guess that puts me in with the geriatrics. But if there w...   Life
If a playwright tried to see eye to eye with everybody, he would get t...   Life
If I have any beliefs about immortality, it is that certain dogs I hav...   Life
It had only one fault. It was kind of lousy.   Life
It is better to know some of the questions than all of the answers.   Life
It takes that je ne sais quoi which we call sophistication for a woman...   Life
It's a naive domestic Burgundy without any breeding, but I think you'l...   Life
Last night I dreamed of a small consolation enjoyed only by the blind:...   Life
Laughter need not be cut out of anything, since it improves everything...   Life
Let us not look back in anger, nor forward in fear, but around in awar...   Life
Love is what you've been through with somebody.   Love
Man is flying too fast for a world that is round. Soon he will catch u...   Life
My drawings have been described as pre-intentionalist, meaning that th...   Life
My drawings have been described as pre-internationalist, meaning that ...   Life
My opposition to Interviews lies in the fact that offhand answers have...   Life
No other editor has ever been lost and saved so often in the course of...   Life
Nowadays men lead lives of noisy desperation.   Life
Old age is the most unexpected of all the things that can happen to a ...   Age
One martini is all right. Two are too many, and three are not enough.   Life
Progress was all right. Only it went on too long.   Life
Sophistication might be described as the ability to cope gracefully wi...   Life
Speed is scarcely the noblest virtue of graphic composition, but it ha...   Life
The animals that depend on instinct have an inherent knowledge of the ...   Life
The appreciative smile, the chuckle, the soundless mirth, so important...   Life
The chill Miss Trent has her men frustrated to a point at which a mort...   Life
The story of Harold Ross, the New Yorker and me is a mere footnote to ...   Life
The wit makes fun of other persons; the satirist makes fun of the worl...   Life
There are two kinds of light - the glow that illuminates, and the glar...   Life
There is no safety in numbers, or in anything else.   Life
There is something about a poet which leads us to believe that he died...   Life
Unless artists can remember what it was to be a little boy, they are o...   Life
We all have faults, and mine is being wicked.   Life
Well, if I called the wrong number, why did you answer the phone?   Life
Why do you have to be a nonconformist like everybody else?   Life
With 60 staring me in the face, I have developed inflammation of the s...   Life
Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.   Life
You can fool too many of the people too much of the time.   Life
You might as well fall flat on your face as lean over too far backward...   Life