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A scout troop consists of twelve little kids dressed like schmucks fol...  
Give me golf clubs, fresh air and a beautiful partner, and you can kee...   Sports
I don't deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don't deserve t...  
I don't want to tell you how much insurance I carry with the Prudentia...  
My wife Mary and I have been married for forty-seven years and not onc...