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All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in f...  
Andy Warhol made fame more famous.   Art
As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be ...  
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.  
Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexual...  
Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both...  
Children ask better questions than adults. "May I have a cookie?" "Why...  
Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step - it i...  
Do not, on a rainy day, ask your child what he feels like doing, becau...  
Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anyt...  
Educational television should be absolutely forbidden. It can only lea...  
Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, chil...  
Food is an important part of a balanced diet.  
Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book public...  
Humility is no substitute for a good personality.  
I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you p...  
I place a high moral value on the way people behave. I find it repelle...  
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater sugge...  
If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is suffici...  
If you're going to America, bring your own food.  
In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this coun...  
Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.   Life
My desire to curtail undue freedom of speech extends only to such publ...  
My favorite animal is steak.  
Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it ...  
Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were b...  
Polite conversation is rarely either.  
Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is...  
Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life whe...  
Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a dr...  
Scientists - the crowd that for dash and style make the general public...  
Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real...  
Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable.  
The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his rea...  
The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is wa...  
The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer ...  
There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or de...  
This is not a tough job. You read a script. If you like the part and t...  
Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompan...  
Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both un...   Art
When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of t...  
You can't go around hoping that most people have sterling moral charac...  
You're only has good as your last haircut.   Funny
Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try.