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All God's children are not beautiful. Most of God's children are, in f...   Life
Andy Warhol made fame more famous.   Art
As a teenager you are at the last stage in your life when you will be ...   Life
Ask your child what he wants for dinner only if he's buying.   Life
Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexual...   Life
Children are the most desirable opponents at scrabble as they are both...   Life
Children ask better questions than adults. "May I have a cookie?" "Why...   Life
Contrary to popular opinion, the hustle is not a new dance step - it i...   Life
Do not, on a rainy day, ask your child what he feels like doing, becau...   Life
Don't bother discussing sex with small children. They rarely have anyt...   Life
Educational television should be absolutely forbidden. It can only lea...   Life
Even when freshly washed and relieved of all obvious confections, chil...   Life
Food is an important part of a balanced diet.   Life
Having been unpopular in high school is not just cause for book public...   Life
Humility is no substitute for a good personality.   Life
I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you p...   Life
I place a high moral value on the way people behave. I find it repelle...   Life
If you are a dog and your owner suggests that you wear a sweater sugge...   Life
If you are of the opinion that the contemplation of suicide is suffici...   Life
If you're going to America, bring your own food.   Life
In the Soviet Union, capitalism triumphed over communism. In this coun...   Life
Life is something to do when you can't get to sleep.   Life
My desire to curtail undue freedom of speech extends only to such publ...   Life
My favorite animal is steak.   Life
Nature is by and large to be found out of doors, a location where, it ...   Life
Original thought is like original sin: both happened before you were b...   Life
Polite conversation is rarely either.   Life
Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is...   Life
Remember that as a teenager you are in the last stage of your life whe...   Life
Romantic love is mental illness. But it's a pleasurable one. It's a dr...   Life
Scientists - the crowd that for dash and style make the general public...   Life
Stand firm in your refusal to remain conscious during algebra. In real...   Life
Success didn't spoil me, I've always been insufferable.   Life
The conversational overachiever is someone whose grasp exceeds his rea...   Life
The opposite of talking isn't listening. The opposite of talking is wa...   Life
The telephone is a good way to talk to people without having to offer ...   Life
There is no such thing as inner peace. There is only nervousness or de...   Life
This is not a tough job. You read a script. If you like the part and t...   Life
Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompan...   Life
Very few people possess true artistic ability. It is therefore both un...   Art
When you leave New York, you are astonished at how clean the rest of t...   Life
You can't go around hoping that most people have sterling moral charac...   Life
You're only has good as your last haircut.   Funny
Your life story would not make a good book. Don't even try.   Life