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A fanatic is a man that does what he thinks the Lord would do if He kn...  
A lie with a purpose is one of the worst kind, and the most profitable...  
A man's idea in a game of cards is war, cruel, devastating, and pitile...  
Alcohol is necessary for a man so that he can have a good opinion of h...  
Comfort the afflicted, and afflict the comfortable.  
Don't jump on a man unless he is down.  
It don't make much difference what you study, so long as you don't lik...  
Most vegetarians look so much like the food they eat that they can be ...  
One of the strangest things about life is that the poor, who need the ...  
The only good husbands stay bachelors: They're too considerate to get ...  
The past always looks better than it was. It's only pleasant because i...  
There ain't any news in being good. You might write the doings of all ...  
There are no friends at cards or world politics.  
Trust everybody, but cut the cards.