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A signature always reveals a man's character - and sometimes even his ...  
Definition of a Statistician: A man who believes figures don't lie, bu...   Business
Definition of Statistics: The science of producing unreliable facts fr...   Business
Housework is what a woman does that nobody notices unless she hasn't d...  
Zoo: An excellent place to study the habits of human beings.