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I ask people why they have deer heads on their walls. They always say ...  
I think they should have a Barbie with a buzz cut.  
I was coming home from kindergarten - well they told me it was kinderg...  
I'm a godmother, that's a great thing to be, a godmother. She calls me...  
In the beginning there was nothing. God said, 'Let there be light!' An...  
My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. Sh...   Funny
People always ask me, 'Were you funny as a child?' Well, no, I was an ...   Funny
The sixties were when hallucinogentic drugs were really, really big. A...  
Yeah I'm thirty-six, but on the show I'm thirty-two. Nobody wants to w...  
You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five mi...