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All the things I really like to do are either immoral, illegal or fatt...  
Everything I like is either illegal, immoral or fattening.  
Germany was the cause of Hitler as much as Chicago is responsible for ...  
I'm tired of hearing it said that democracy doesn't work. Of course it...   Government
Many of us spend half of our time wishing for things we could have if ...  
Nothing risque, nothing gained.