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Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?  
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every ...  
I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body.  
I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't ...  
The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have ...  
When the sun comes up, I have morals again.  
When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another ...  
Wouldn't it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to tel...