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I like my coffee like I like my women. In a plastic cup.  
I wanna live 'til I die, no more, no less.  
I'm a one-man idiot  
Never put a sock in a toaster.  
So my choice is 'Or Death?'.  
They tend to come out a colour called 'Pants left in wash'  
Twang him into a tree!  
You piss me off you Salmon... You're too expensive in restaurants.