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A man who publishes his letters becomes a nudist - nothing shields him...  
A poet dares be just so clear and no clearer... He unzips the veil fro...   Poetry
Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog. Few people are interested a...   Humor
Be obscure clearly.  
Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people...   Politics
Everything in life is somewhere else, and you get there in a car.  
Genius is more often found in a cracked pot than in a whole one.   Intelligence
I am reminded of the advice of my neighbor. "Never worry about your he...  
I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve (or save) the ...  
I arise in the morning torn between a desire to improve the world and ...   Life
I can only assume that your editorial writer tripped over the First Am...  
I see nothing in space as promising as the view from a Ferris wheel.   Science
I would feel more optimistic about a bright future for man if he spent...  
It is not often that someone comes along who is a true friend and a go...  
It should restate and clarify the social dilemma and the political pic...  
Luck is not something you can mention in the presence of self-made men...  
Oh, I never look under the hood.  
One of the most time-consuming things is to have an enemy.  
Prejudice is a great time saver. You can form opinions without having ...  
Television should be our Lyceum, our Chautauqua, our Minsky's and our ...  
The critic leaves at curtain fall To find, in starting to review it, H...  
The siren south is well enough, but New York, at the beginning of Marc...  
There is nothing more likely to start disagreement among people or cou...  
Thurber did not write the way a surgeon operates, he wrote the way a c...   Art
To perceive Christmas through its wrappings becomes more difficult wit...  
When I was a child people simply looked about them and were moderately...  
Writing is hard work and bad for the health.