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Fortunes made in no time are like shirts made in no time; it's ten to ...  
Happiness grows at our own firesides, and is not to be picked in stran...  
He was so benevolent, so merciful a man that, in his mistaken passion,...  
Love's like the measles - all the worse when it comes late in life.  
Marriage is like wine. It is not be properly judged until the second g...  
Not peace at any price! Chains are worse than bayonets.  
Religion's in the heart, not in the knees.  
Some people are so fond of bad luck they run half way to meet it.  
The best thing I know between France and England is the sea.  
The only athletic sport I ever mastered was backgammon.  
The surest way to hit a woman's heart is to take aim kneeling.  
We love peace, but not peace at any price. There is a peace more destr...