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A common mistake that people make when trying to design something comp...   Life
Anyone who is capable of getting themselves made President should on n...   Life
Arthur hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realis...   Life
Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss.   Life
For a moment, nothing happened.Then, after a second or so, nothing con...   Life
He felt that his whole life was some kind of dream and he sometimes wo...   Life
He hoped and prayed that there wasn't an afterlife. Then he realized t...   Religion
He inched his way up the corridor as if he would rather be yarding his...   Life
He shifted his weight from foot to foot, but it was equally uncomforta...   Life
His study was a total mess, like the results of an explosion in a publ...   Life
Human beings, who are almost unique in having the ability to learn fro...   Experience
Humans are not proud of their ancestors, and rarely invite them round ...   Life
I don't believe it. Prove it to me and I still won't believe it.   Life
I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by.   Life
I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended u...   Life
I think fish is nice, but then I think that rain is wet, so who am I t...   Life
I'm spending a year dead for tax reasons.   Life
If human beings don't keep exercising their lips, he thought, their mo...   Life
If it looks like a duck, and quacks like a duck, we have at least to c...   Life
If somebody thinks they're a hedgehog, presumably you just give 'em a ...   Life
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of peop...   Life
Isn't it enough to see that a garden is beautiful without having to be...   Religion
It is a mistake to think you can solve any major problems just with po...   Life
It is a rare mind indeed that can render the hitherto non-existent bli...   Life
It is a well-known fact that those people who must want to rule people...   Life
Life is wasted on the living.   Life
Life... is like a grapefruit. It's orange and squishy, and has a few p...   Life
Many men of course became extremely rich, but this was perfectly natur...   Life
One always overcompensates for disabilities. I'm thinking of having my...   Life
Space is big. You just won't believe how vastly, hugely, mind-boggling...   Life
That young girl is one of the least benightedly unintelligent organic ...   Life
The difficulty with this conversation is that it's very different from...   Life
The Guide is definitive. Reality is frequently inaccurate.   Life
The impossible often has a kind of integrity which the merely improbab...   Life
The knack of flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground an...   Life
The major difference between a thing that might go wrong and a thing t...   Life
The mere thought hadn't even begun to speculate about the merest possi...   Life
The moment at which two people, approaching from opposite ends of a lo...   Life
The ships hung in the sky in much the same way that bricks don't.   Life
There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly w...   Life
Time is an illusion. Lunchtime doubly so.   Life
Time is bunk.   Life
To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or ...   Life
We demand rigidly defined areas of doubt and uncertainty!   Life
We have normality. I repeat, we have normality. Anything you still can...   Life
You live and learn. At any rate, you live.   Life